With Despair’s amazing personalization capabilities, you can give each member of your family a Demotivator Calendar that uniquely addresses their particular failures and failings:
Share the Despair!
posted on December 1st, 2008 in Ask a Ninja, Merch
Recognize the Ninja skills of your loved ones. Each certificate declares:
“To all who dare to stand in the presence of this certificate, beware that [ NINJA NAME ] has successfully fulfilled all the requirements prescribed by the Council of Shadows and upon the recommendation of a for real ninja master is hereby declared awesome at [ NINJA SKILL ] and is entitled to wield the full kickassitude of this skill righteously and with unyielding force at all life forms who step to him.
Signed and branded into the wall of the Temple of Sharp Flying Objects by Grandmaster Kudamono.”

Also load up on the I.O.N. Hoodie, Ask A Ninja t-shirts, and of course the Ask A Ninja DVD.