posted on December 1st, 2008 in Ask a Ninja, Merch 

Undie Gifts: Personalized Official International Order of Ninjas Merit Badges

Recognize the Ninja skills of your loved ones.  Each certificate declares:

“To all who dare to stand in the presence of this certificate, beware that [ NINJA NAME ] has successfully fulfilled all the requirements prescribed by the Council of Shadows and upon the recommendation of a for real ninja master is hereby declared awesome at [ NINJA SKILL ] and is entitled to wield the full kickassitude of this skill righteously and with unyielding force at all life forms who step to him.

Signed and branded into the wall of the Temple of Sharp Flying Objects by Grandmaster Kudamono.”

Also load up on the I.O.N. Hoodie, Ask A Ninja t-shirts, and of course the Ask A Ninja DVD.