Q: How does Despair do it?

A: Polymers.
Peep this:

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UPDATE: Folks are digging it — courtesy of digitalmediaanalyst.com:

Despair Inc.: The Perfect Marketing Video Series?
June 8, 2008
To start, if you work anywhere in the corporate world and have not yet gone shopping at Despair Inc., please do so now. They just expanded their [...]

Undependent™ tracks the emerging class of self-sustaining Internet-based artists. By artist we don’t mean artiste. We mean those content creators whose self-expression originates in and emanates from the Internet itself. The compelling ones attract audiences and in so doing are capable of creating completely self-sustaining businesses with total artistic control. (Read more here)

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